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REMIX - I Love Unicorns

Th’ Mole - I Love Unicorns (SPLATINUM Remix ft. Ilen Halogram) by SPLATINUM

I love unicorns cuz they’re super fucking siiiiiiick.

traceeraven:

Amen.

Flying unicorns coming out of my pants pretty much sums it up.

What if Lady Gaga Fed on the Flesh & Blood of Unicorns?

What if Lady Gaga Fed on the Gresh & Blood of Unicorns?  Red Hot Much - August 13, 2010

Ask and you shall receive. This includes crazy paintings that feature Lady Gaga feeding on an innocent young unicorn.

So the story goes for one Etsy user who requested someone paint “Lady Gaga in one of her bizarre outfits hunched over a unicorn carcass, blood all around her mouth (you know, how a lion would eat its prey or something), and snarling/glaring at a crowd of intruding paparazzi.”

Artist Rose Briccetti responded by actually painting the thing (see the above and more over at Regretsy).

It’s a pretty remarkable painting, I’ll give it that, but being the nitpicker I am, isn’t unicorn blood supposed to be silver? And if we’re to go by what Harry Potter folklore has taught us, Gaga will now live a “half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches her lips.”

Let’s hope this is a figment of someone’s imagination and not some photo illustration, eh???

Article found via UnicornDaily